Hmm, a short update now I seen myself naked. I thought I was safe having KOed in the kitchen, yet I seem to have what looks like my name written across my right breast, as well as a crude drawing of a monkey fingering someone up the ass on my back. I have no recollection of this happening, so it must have been while I slept.

Nevertheless, I have inspected all my body hair, and seeing as I have seemed to retain it all, I consider myself not only lucky, but also strangely accepted.